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Khamoshi

Khamoshi naal na maar mainu
Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai
Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai
Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??

Badaal na howey harish

Badaal na howey barish nahi hondii

Bandha zindha na howey harish nai hondiii

sardar ji's poetry

sardar ji's poetry

arz kita aa

kutta mar gaya razai wich
main mar gaya teri judai wich


murghi haraam ho gayi
teray ishq andar meri jind badnaam ho gayi

wah wah wah wah

Dont cofuse

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confused???
read in punjabi

kujh te dunya

kujh te dunya dari rakh...
kujh te pyar bazari rakh...
call te toon karni nai...
sms te jari rakh...
je sms karna nai anda...
khali iscall hi mari rakh

SMS kitta

Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta

Khushboo teri yaari di

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai

wich tussi saaday

ik he nazar wich tussi saaday mehmaan ban gaye

2 gallan kitiyaan saara jahan ban gaye

kol reh kay vi log saaday ban na sakay

tussi door reh kay vi saadi jaan ban gaye

Dilla chad de

Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......

agr a c teri wife ho

5.5 jiski height ho


jeans jiski tight ho


chehra jiska bright ho


weight mein thori light ho


agr a c teri wife ho






to kya haseen meri life ha

Bechra dhobi

Bechra dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha hai BBC news say abhi abhi pata chala hai ke us ka gadha is waqt yeh 'sms' parh raha hai.

ka jhonka

Tez
hava
ka jhonka
aya
sath me
teri
khushbu
laya
tab mere
dil me
khayal
aya
mera dost
aaj bhi
nahin
Nahaya

sugar roj check karna

Santa roj apni kichen me jata,sugar box kholta or band kar deta! Why ? Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ke apni sugar roj check karna....!

'Abe sale gadhe

Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke, > > > >
> 'Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche' > > > > > Aur khuda tumse
puche, > > > > >
'Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise'

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi, Per Yad Tumhari Ati Hai. Tum Saans Wahaan Per Latey Hoo, Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai. Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Panch Rupey Mai.

IN French funy joke

IN French:
"bonjour"
IN Spanish:
"Te quiro"
IN Italian:
"Teamo"
IN English:
"Good morning"
IN Punjabi:
"uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai jana"

kyun kisi ke yaad mein

kyun kisi ke yaad mein pagal ho rahey ho MAJID
jo chaley jatee hein wapis nahe ayha kartey.
yeh to pardesi hein inney to jana hay.
Ahsey logoon par zindigi lutaha nahen kartey

Dctor:Ap pagl q hwe?

Dctor:Ap pagl q hwe?
Pagl: m ne1Bewa
se shadi ki us ki
jwan beti se mre
Bap ne shadi ki,
Wo mri Ma bn gai,
Un k ghr Beti hui
to wo mri Behn hui
q k m us k Bap ka
Beta tha or wo
mri Nwasi b hui
q k m us ki Nani
ka Shohr tha,
is trah mra Beta
apni Dadi ka Bhai
bn gya or m apne
Bete ka Bhanja
or wo...
Dctor:Bs kro
wrna m pagl ho
jaon ga...!

Macher aur Makhi

Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi. Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti the............. Makhi Mortein Laga ka Soti the

Women

Women r lik an intrnt virus dey ENTR ur Lif,SCAN ur pockts,
TRANSFR ur mney EDIT ur mind DOWNLD deir
prblms Delete ur smile n HANG u 4evr.

tum mujhay aik jaga

tum mujhay aik jaga say boht pyary lagty ho



pta hai kahan say
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dooooooor say :-)

Ham tumko chaand kehty

Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai,

Suraj kehty usme to aag hai,

socha tumko Bandar keh doon....

magar us kambakht mein bhi Dimagh hay..;-)